• How did the duck buy a Ferrari? Put it on my bill.
• What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline? Hip-Hop
• Why don’t teddy bears ever eat? because their stuffed
• Why are ghosts bad liars you can see right through them
• What did the fire say to the wall? you just got burned
• Why did bob throw the butter out of the window? he wanted to see butterfly
• What do you call cheese that’s not yours? nacho cheese
• Why did the nose cross the road? he was being picked on
• What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train ?the school teacher says spit the gum out the train says Choo Choo
• Why did the football coach go to the bank? to get his quarterback
• What has 3 feet but can’t walk? a yardstick.
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